my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
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I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
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It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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