We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
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