and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
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