If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Randomize
