Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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