I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
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woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
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i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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