Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
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I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
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now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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