at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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