everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
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I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
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This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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