i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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