very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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