There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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