How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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