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Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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