after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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