How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
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Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
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Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
A+ Viking dick
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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