I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
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You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
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I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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