omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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