Its about making memories worth repressing
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
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sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
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Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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