does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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