is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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