Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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