went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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