The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
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You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
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I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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