So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
we're so committed to being not committed
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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