nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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