Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
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I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
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It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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