so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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