It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
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Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
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I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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