Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(703): View more from Virginia

You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

we're making bets on your personal life

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later

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(803): View more from South Carolina

There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!

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(530): View more from California

the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible

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(561): View more from Florida

Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...

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