Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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