Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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