just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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