The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
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