This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
she pinky promised me she was 18
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
