I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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