D3 body, D1 cock
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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