You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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