I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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