Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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