I can't open my eyes
Lol why not?
Because I have fat ankles and I'm drunk
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
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I swear god or herbie drove my car home
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
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You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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