Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
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I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
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I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
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