And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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