Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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