We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
she looked like the before picture.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
