I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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