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(773): View more from Illinois

Right on... I dropped my chapstick

(269): View more from Michigan

I blacked out

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(816): View more from Missouri

His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court

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(858): View more from California

i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him

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(204): View more from Manitoba

Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.

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(614): View more from Ohio

There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw

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(613): View more from Ontario

There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.

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(360): View more from Washington

If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.

(503): View more from Oregon

Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!

(360): View more from Washington

A cheater.

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(778): View more from British Columbia

Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.

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