Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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