Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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