But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Randomize
