So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
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Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
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I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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