I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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