hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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