Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
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9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
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Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
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