Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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