Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
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That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
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My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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