that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
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I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
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oh god was she eating orange peels again
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
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