so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
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